Con Pics!VegasCon 2003 Quotable Quotes!
The Sahara in Las Vegas will never be the same! Much fun was had! And the following quotes are but a sample!
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Quotable Quotes!
Overheard Thursday
Samcras : "Friends don't let friends drink and shower."
Kossa : "Okay, mark my ass."
Mestralle : "...and this big purple dinosaur was chasing me, and it's name was Rippster!"
Genneron : "Sleep is a tertiary skill."
Mestralle : "Some Mayweather guy."
Overheard Friday
Mestralle : "What? I stood up?"
Jewellea : "Your belly button is crooked."
Everybody to Shayla and Ipkin : "Do you mind if I grope him?"
Annonymous : "She's not going anywhere! Jewellea's got her legs wrapped around her!"
Annonymous : "It's wood and her head is hollow."
Everybody : "Right hand blue!"
Snowfair : "Are you really spinning that thing?"
Unknown : "Parker Brothers Porn"
Samcras : "Bend over, buddy."
Mest : (singing) "So many men! So many times...."
Said on Saturday
Mestralle : "I can't stand up of my own accord. Please, go get me another drink."
Sceth : "I can't bend that way."
Trul : "My ass is in a happy spot."
PJ to Taffei : "I should have you come up to my room."
Gypsy T : "I don't wear road-kill!"
PJ : "Oh my God! She's never played twister and she doesn't know her left from her right! I must be a horrible mother! Where was I? Oh yea ... DragonRealms."
Jewellea : "I'll give you this money if you'll put your clothes back on."
Bubba : "The novelty of your presence has worn off. You may leave .... Now."
Fengreve : "The headless ranger strikes again."
Kivian : "Not that I've done anything like that."
Unknown : "Pull it back so my eyes can focus."
Unknown : "Do you have your spot?"
Taffei : "All I need now is a pipe and a flask."
Trul : "I didn't push her. We were having sex on the balcony."
Trul : "It's not about the package."
Snowfair : "Now, oil him up and we'll go again."
Snowfair : "Actually, it's easier with baby oil. I don't know why."
Snowfair : "Is this sixty-nine?"
Snowfair : "Round two!? It's closer to more like 18!"
Snowfair (she was on a streak!) : "I'm feeling the baby oil friction."
Illcram : "Open a moon gate!"
Snowfair : "Hi, Jim. I'm going over."